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The B standing for my butt!! 

Guess what is NOT getting in a rush to heal?  Yup, you guessed it.  My ass!!  I am all sorts of a nasty blackish/blueish color back there and its starting to run downhill!  Most of the swelling is gone but I do have a fierce knot in the left side of the uhm…well crack!!!

But I said I would not let it get me down and I havent.  Been going to the gym and working the upper body.  Now its laugh time, I do take my butt pillow.  I walked in loud and proud Tuesday and held it up to the trainer and said “I am working out with a buddy today!”.  She just looked at me and asked me what I did.  Thank goodness everyone there has been super great about it all and we have shared quite a few laughs.  And let me give you a word of advice.  If you ever bust your tailbone, get one of those flight/neck pillows. Not really sure what you call them but they kinda look like a horseshoe.  When flying you put it around your neck with the open part being in the front under your chin?  Know what I am talking about?  Well, when you bust your ass and crack places in your crack that shouldnt be cracked (just say no to crack), just turn it around and place the open area under your ass and volia’!  You have an ass pillow!  No pain, no pressure!  Just me…and my ass pillllllllooooooowww!!! 

Yes, I am pretty goofy tonight because I have to make fun or I cry.  I am not sleeping because it hurts like hell to roll over.  Plus I am a back sleeper and cannot stand even a sheet to touch my backside.  Maybe that is whats wrong, sleep deprived.  

Anyhoo, not much to report diet wise.  I have been a very good girl but gonna have fun this weekend.  And I really hope everyone does.  When I started on this diet Jan of 2008 I lost weight every week until July 4th weekend.  It was my first gain and I gained 1.8 pounds.  And I was proud of myself that I went that long without gaining and even then it wasnt that much.  So I’m not gonna beat myself up over this weekend either.  Wow, its really been a year already since then?

Becky, I had new photos of Dozer to show you but my so called smartphone isnt being so smart tonight.  I was emailing them to myself and it shut down.  So I will try again but I will probably have to pull out my cables and sync them to my laptop.  But I am tired and dont wanna mess with it tonight.  He is still great, HUGE but great.  And we are gonna try to convince him to go ahead and let us have him, free and clear.  He is here full time and I want to get him trained and under a vets care.  Tom is gonna try to catch him again this weekend, he is never at home even so how can he take care of him?!?  In the meantime though he is under the coffee table chewing on a rawhide as I type.  We are training him to ride in a car and he is loving it!  You should see his big ear flopping in the wind!

Ok, I gotta stop typing.  I need to go soak my rear and try to sleep.  Everyone have a great weekend but be safe!!!  HAPPY 4TH!!!